Petter Baiestorf

Collage of Madness

An erotic delight for the senses.

At Midnight I'll Slay my Uncle

When the nephew needs to spend a day at his uncle's house, he realizes in the worst way that he is no longer the same, he is much worse than normal, he has become a patriot, in the worst definition of the type.

Chapado

Three experimental video directors join forces to create a lysergic film written and shot only during moments of alcoholic relaxation and other substances. The result is this film.

Chumbo

A boy despairs when he finishes his coffee.

Chaos and Confusion

Super Chacrinha and Glauber Rocha, two millionaires from the earthly plane of Varathrum, manipulate the people around them, including Deus and the Devil, so that their artistic industrial conglomerates grow.

Páscoa Sarnenta

Project consisting of four short films, partially filmed. Scenes from one of these short films were included in the feature film Zombio 2.

Perdigotos da Discórdia

Couple making love in a park in Rio de Janeiro face perverts in search of sex.

O Fim do Mundo no Morrinho

The end of the world takes place in the TV Morrinho community in Rio de Janeiro. Workshop video.

Gore Galore!!!

Two perverted homosexuals stop being gay and become necrophilic and coprophagic killers after one of them cuts his penis off.

Cemetery Footage

A bunch of young people spend a day in the cemetery making gothic poetry and acting evil.

Bestials in Celestial Rage

Began to be shot as a porn video about a psychiatrist studying the kinks of two patients, but ended up becoming a mixture (indigestuous for a large part of the public) of violence and explicit sex.

Visceral Poetry

Poetry. Food of pure-souled beings.

Atomic Beer

A punk scientist formed the formula of the deadly drink that transforms drunks into hallucinated zombies and awakens the fury of Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother and her afternoon tea buddies, who armed and dangerous decide to get revenge.

Satanikus

Worshipers of a satanic cult perform a ritual that releases a murderous demon.

The Night of the Vampires

Justine, is a famous TV commercial actress raised by adoptive parents. She is invited to meet her biological family at a party that celebrates her blood parents' successful business: a butcher shop. Thus, the plot unfolds with a series of bizarre and sinister events surrounding these new familiars and the secret of their success.

Mato Mato Mato - Canibal Filmes e as Produções de 'Horor' no Oeste de SC

In 1992, a group of teenagers began recording horror films with VHS cameras in Palmitos, in the west of Santa Catarina, Brazil. Led by Santa Catarina director Petter Baiestorf, the production company came to be called Canibal Filmes. Far from large urban centers and in times of stagnation in Brazilian cinema, the group learned in practice how to make low-budget cinema. The films found their own way of financing and showing to the public. Through reports, photographs, documents and videos, the documentary covers Canibal's early years, retracing the group's efforts and challenges in making independent cinema in a region with no cinematic tradition.

O Sonho Segue sua Boca

The dream is the only right that cannot be forbidden.

Fear is Just the Beginning

A documentary that seeks to map the current scenario of Brazilian horror cinema to answer the following question: what's so appealing about working with the genre and producing some of our biggest nightmares?

The Night of the Chupacabras

Death and blood are in the middle of a feud between two families. Something creepy rounds the Silva Farm and makes its victims. The Carvalho Family, stuck to their past and hatred, can't see the secular evil that approaches from the darken woods.

Dark Sea

A strange black spot approaches the coast, bringing death and destruction to a fishing village. In a desperate flight to escape the chaos, lonely Albino fights for the great love of his life at the risk of his own soul.

The Enjoyment of the Avacalho

Sinners of a rural community having his flesh melted as an atonement for his Christian offenses. A revolutionary army of two people feuding with hordes of rotting zombies, and a mad scientist philosopher that builds a mummy of Christ to control the world.

The Whore with the Chainsaw

A love story, a love triangle that gets soiled with blood with the arrival of a fourth character: a serial killer who collects vaginas. Lesbian couple is chased by lover betrayed in the areas of Weird. Blood and sex in the tradition of the 80's Boca do Lixo films with eschatological scenes and total cinematographic metalanguage.

Mr. Baiestorf's Beach Party

One summer morning, Mr Baiestorf forgets how to put on flip-flops, takes a deep breath, opens a beer and goes to the beach to spend a day full of love and great emotions.

A Cool Day with Os Legais

In October 2023, the band Os Legais entered the studio to record a new album and Baiestorf made a Cinoise (cinema noise) record of that day.

Lacan Freud

Freud studies Lacan's head while Lacan dismembers Freud's ear and the philosophy of butchery takes shape in academic intellectual dementia. They both say in chorus: "The truth can only be told in the fabric of fiction. Those who want it don't go crazy. Love is giving what you don't have to someone who doesn't want it. I think where I am not; therefore, I am where I don't think myself."

The House of the Seven Vampires

In their quest to exterminate the “pink” people of the world and invoke the return of their messiah, the “bostauros” end up opening a different portal. The incorrect reading of the mysterious book connects them to the House of 7 Vampires: a clan of thirsty vamps who have lived in scarcity of human blood for centuries. From absurd preaching to bloodbath, a vampire joke from Brazil today.

Faster Pancho Vila, Kill! Kill! Kill!

Pancho Villa, in a moment of delirium, “murders” a mannequin, thinking he is killing everyone.

O Beijo

A romantic comedy in which a kiss reveals the feelings of two friends who secretly loved each other. A loose remake of Eadweard Muybridge's short film "The Kiss" (1882).

Lua Perversa

In the early 20th century, José Diogo, a man born and raised in Porto Alegre, decides to visit some relatives who live in an isolated rural area in the interior of Rio Grande do Sul. Upon arriving there, amid festivities fueled by barbecue, chimarrão, and wine, he is enchanted by the beauty of young Sofia, but also discovers that these people live in fear of the stories of a werewolf that inhabits the region. Incredulous, he decides to investigate and ends up uncovering a terrible secret that will bathe the nights of the full moon in blood. A typically Brazilian werewolf story, based on Gaucho folklore, but told in a different way.

My Little Psycho

Perverted boy finds entertainment for his lonely night.

The Leguminous Monster from Outer Space

Dr. Karloff prisons an alien from the Leguminous Planet and calls his friend Dr. Marins to help him in his experiences, because the Leguminous Monster is an anarchist intellectual full of hate against the human beings. While the scientists discuss about the monster, Caquinha is convinced for him to let him go. Done that, the Monster kills the scientists and kills everyone he finds in his way.

Piquenique no Castelo

Friends who intend to have a picnic at the Castle go through a bureaucratic tangle to obtain authorization for the picnic to take place. Based on the book "The Castle" by Franz Kafka.

Chibamar Bronx is Back in Town

Chibamar Bronx is back in a delirious, lysergic short film about very strange investigations.

Baiestorf: Filmes de Sangueira e Mulher Pelada

Documentary about the damned VHS filmmaker Petter Baiestorf, author of over 100 visceral films.

Manifesto Canibal - How to Make Movies in Times of Crisis and Chaos

In 2002 Petter Baiestorf launched the fanzine "Manifesto Canibal" with notes on how to produce films independently without any resources. In 2004 the anarchist publisher Achiamé ordered an expansion of the fanzine to be published in book format and, thus, the book "Manifesto Canibal" by Petter Baiestorf, Cesar Souza and intervention by Carli Bortolanza appeared. In 2007, already out of print, Petter Baiestorf decided to film the book in the format of an experimental short and what follows here is the result of this iconoclastic experience that kills the gods of cinema.

Você, morto

Film director Petter and special effects specialist Alexandre join forces to produce a new film: You, Dead. The characters in this production are dead people, who serve as a mold for the believable masks of their faces. Anyone is subject to being a character in Petter Baiestorf's movie.

Bring Me the Head of Antonio Mayans

Veteran Spanish actor Antonio Mayans is kidnapped by a director with whom he made a terrible film in the past, and whose career was destroyed by the failure of it. He seeks revenge and wants Mayans to act on his new project: a snuff movie.

Nocturnu

Hell on earth, devilish gods, Lucifer emerge from the bowels of a ship in search of human flesh and blood as food.

Let Your Fans Be Your Distributor!

Lloyd Kaufman Goes to São Paulo, Brazil to teach his famous "Make Your Own Damn Movie" Master Class, and while there he meets with the heart of the Brazilian film industry!

Fatman & Robada

Bored with his mediocre life, millionaire BRAULIO GROSELHA has a strange dream, where a masked figure urges him to fight crime using the code name FATMAN. He summons his butler, Mongogildo, as his new partner: ROBADA. The dynamic duo soon becomes a sensation in the fight against crime and the target of the evil plans of Dr. Gore and his henchman KARAS. After challenging Karas and his Ninja helpers, Fatman and Robada must face Dr. Gore's new creation: the gigantic Monster-Chicken!

The Eye of Reason and Fraud

A backward mass, as catechizing as evangelical fanatics or Catholic heads.

Dona Oldina - A Fernanda Montenegro Trash

The incredible true story of Mrs. Oldina Do Monte, a 80 years old grandma who acts in trash movies produced by her grandson.

No Staging Today!

Radical experimentalism of anti-cinema metalanguage that wants to experience sensations. It was filmed with a bunch of people who wanted to have a party, but that we at Canibal Filmes tested them to see who was good at interpreting.

Na cabeça de Baiestorf

A crazy fucking reporter goes to Palmitos to investigate the thoughts of Petter Baiestorf, the insane mind behind the legendary Cannibal Films.

Hideous Creatures 2

The day after the carnage initiated by the Martian scientist, a fleet of spacecraft from Mars is called upon to invade Earth, but Dr. Rottenberg's plans are hampered by two NASA officials, Detective Johnson and Dr. Nagib, called in to investigate. the case.

The Incredibly Insane Butcher Boys

Three cannibal brothers are visited by their cousins and see a great gastronomic opportunity.

Hideous Creatures

Dr. Rottenberg, the greatest Martian scientist, comes to Planet Earth to make preparations for a wild invasion involving re-animated Earth bodies, Martian zombies and teenagers playing in the woods. Criaturas Hediondas is one of the first Brazilian Shot On Video (SOV) to have national distribution via VHS tapes that were marketed in stands at grindcore, death metal and punks shows, becoming a reference (at the time) in the national underground. The video was filmed with a VHS camera and mounted from video to video, in an analog way.

Mutant Maniacs

The son of a businessman and his bodyguard are kidnapped by a group of terrorists. With the ransom money they hope to buy more weapons and thus finance the revolution. One of the terrorists, a torturing doctor, decides to use his bodyguard to perform his sexual activities and shoot a snuff-movie. The problems for the group begin when the businessman refuses to pay for his son's life, claiming that he is a bloody drug addict and is worthless. Eliminating the hostage may not be such a simple solution, especially when he refuses to die.

Su’s Farewell - Eyes and Mouths

Experiments and improvisations in a feijoada among friends filmed not to be a short film. Edition of the duo Baiestorf-Bortolanza with unpublished / excluded scenes from the movie "Gore Gore Gays". A style exercise will only occupy your head. Synopsis: Girl leaves inland and arrives in the big city to live her dreams.

Vomiting Lysergic Slugs

This short exists only for one reason: I wanted to test the possibilities of the iris of a defective VHS camcorder that I had and the fading of the colors that resulted from VHS to VHS copies (this film is not black and white, it is faded color ). As I had no story to film, I improvised as an actor (Braun kept holding the camera for me), I walked from side to side, subtitled the whole thing with a poem I had written on and… Why not show the results of these experiences for everyone who is interested in seeing you.

Sad Clown

Canibal Filmes and Bulhorgia Produções proudly present the most faithful and realistic version, released so far, about what goes on in the mind of the accursed filmmaker Petter Baiestorf. With direction and script by Baiestorf himself and editing by Gurcius Gewdner, the film shows in a clear and objective way the entire trajectory of life, ideology and passions experienced by Santa Catarina. With a soundtrack of impact and moments of joy and anguish, entirely taken from the incredible vinyl collection of Gurcius Gewdner, Palhaço Triste has already been considered the best film of the tireless Canibal Filmes, in 2005

The Three Stooges and Thousands of Killers

Three compulsive and clumsy gamblers are in debt to a loan shark and end up tortured in a basement, where they plan a desperate escape.

Demon

A short essay on our inner demons. Baiestorf recreates the nightmare narrated by teenagers from various parts of the world, who have this dream on a recurring basis.

Noisy Silencers

17 self-taught directors come together to give new meaning to their work in the form of 20 new episodes that are part of the feature film "Noisy Silencers", an extrasensory video experience that takes us on a journey through the history of cinema, from the 1880s to the present in a tangle of deliriums of the seventh art.

Art of Splatter: A Journey Into the Entrails of Brazilian Goregrind

Documentary about the brazilian goregrind movement

Mr. Baiestorf's Lemon Popsicle

Mr. Baiestorf is back in the land of magic, and now he has arranged to film a documentary with us about the wonders of the city... but he hasn't shown up yet...

Brain Waste from Outer Space

This was my first attempt at making a movie. It was unabashedly inspired by Edward D. Wood Jr.'s Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959), one of the culprits in making me want to write increasingly meaningless scripts (the other is Jesus Franco). Until the second order, the 20-minute copy of this film, which was never edited, is lost.

Zombio

It was supposed to be a romantic afternoon on a “deserted” island in the Uruguay River, but a couple of wealthy ecologists had a bad luck because they ended up finding not love and peace, but hungry zombies wanting guts and brains under the command of a priestess. diabolical, and this couple will have to fight for their survival in that place. Parallel to this, a serial killer dressed as an old lady drags a "blonde" from the city to her isolated shed to serve as a victim in her sadistic tortures.

Rage-O-Rama

A gang of criminals is taken by surprise by colonists contaminated by a drug (tested by the government) that unleashes their murderous instincts.

The Leguminous Monster from Outer Space 2

The Vegetable Monster survived the shot fired at the end of Part 1. Wounded, he is saved by a shy veterinarian who is abused by the rude colonists of southern Brazil, and who will use the alien plant creature as an instrument of revenge.

Speak English or Die - The Cosmic Jerk-Off

This short film is an attempt to explore "Star Wars" (sic) style interplanetary wars. It stars Marcos Braun and Carli Bortolanza, with interpretations in the best "low budget" style possible.

When the Gods Cry

At the end of the busy year of 1997, we ended up filming a documentary produced by Jorge Timm. Jorjão's restaurant was very close to the Uruguay River, on Ilha Redonda, and there was a river flood, which rose about eleven meters above the normal level - two meters less than the record high of 1983 - and displaced many people. Claudio Baiestorf, Carli and I went there to record the damage, interview homeless people and invent delusions. We arrived at the place and realized that Jorge had greatly exaggerated, via telephone, the size of the flood damage. There were not even homeless people. Thanks to warnings from the civil defense, all residents had taken precautions. We opened a whiskey and started filming anyway.

Nobody Must Die

The Gunslinger Nobody refuses to suck a bull's cock in Colonel Bajon's zoophilia movie, and a musical hunt begins.

SOV #1

Baiestorf's experiments with an old TV, a VHS camera and a leaky bucket. filmed in 2001.

Homens & Algas

A day at the beach