Andrew Baltes

A Stoinkmare Before Christmas

Lance and Skippy are having a rough go at X-mas this year and feel like they need to lift their spirits. They decide to create a sexy elf chic who will grant them wishes, by using their computer, to bring them all the happiness they WANT but don't deserve. This short is incredibly stupid and bonkers and sure to make you laugh until you poop.

Bonehill Road

A young couple become stranded in the woods where they encounter a werewolf and a house of horrors.

Geek War

Geek War tells the tale of a mysterious VHS tape that dwells in the comic book shop of Deathbone (Billy Garberina), the eccentric barbarian shop owner. Deathbone has priced this tape at 1500 bucks and in 25 years nobody has ever forked over the cash to buy it, until now. Thus begins the Geek War. Both Max and Papillion fight to claim the tape as their own from the clutches of Tangerine, the hot girl in question.

Taintlight

The tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in the midst of vampire carnage, but a love triangle bubbles up when a Michael Jackson-loving werewolf named Jack comes forward professing his own love for Stella. Meanwhile, a rival group of "real" vampires led by the evil Razor McBleed are prowling.

Coven of the Black Cube

A mysterious coven helps unhappy wives murder their husbands. A deadbeat stoner turns a pizzeria into a video rental headshop, and a lost soul falls in love with a serial killer, in this queer romance cursed by black magic and the occult!

Return to Blood Fart Lake

Many years have passed since the tragic events at Blood Fart Lake, where Jimmy dispatched a bunch of party going, cabin dwelling kids before he could be stopped by Ben Scrivens & his red neck pal, Leo Dechamp. Now Jimmy has returned, this time preying on a group of "Spirit Hunters" searching for the truth to his killings, & Ben must track down Leo before they're added to his list of victims!

Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek

Joey Jeremiah's friends have gathered near Blood Stool Creek for a party weekend to throw their ambitious friend a ""get laid"" party. Teens... woods... beer... sex... what could possibly go wrong? Well the wooded area that plays host to their good times houses a sinister beast. He's blood thirsty, intelligent, eloquent, covered in hair, and HORNY as hell... it's SEXSQUATCH!

Terror at Blood Fart Lake

When a group of college pals retreats to an isolated cabin for a rowdy weekend of debauchery and carnal pleasures, a madman dons his creepy scarecrow costume and begins to prey upon the unsuspecting youths in unusually creative ways.

Paranormal Investigation Agency

A documentary following the vulgar adventures of the Paranormal Investigation Agency as they investigate a series of paranormal encounters, including sex crazed ghosts, horny demon possessions and murderous succubus.

Death O' Lantern: Corn on the Mac-Cob

By my swollen sack, Jack is back!

A Very Blood Sick Christmas Special

Blood Sick Productions and friends get together to watch a holiday classic with horror host segments, songs and commercial breaks.

The One Who Waits Below

A Florida scavenger named Dewey Shawn accepts a strange barter from a button-obsessed recluse, leading him to a deserted drive-in where a final exchange with the "one who waits below" threatens to cost him more than he bargained for.